Because I broke my bra yesterday. For those that know me know I am well endowed but this is ridiculous. I heard something crack yesterday but did not realize what had it was until bedtime. So how does a bra crack you wonder? Well that under-wire… it snapped right in two. Maybe it is not wire after all but plastic instead.
What is a bummer is that for me bra’s that fit and still make me feel sexy without the torpedo boob shape are hard to come by. Victoria’s Secret has only a few. Let me tell you that her secret is that Vicky has smaller boobies than me or anyone else my boob size.